Dirty Status in English 2022: Here are the top Dirty dairy collection of this new year 2022 for your daily status updates.
1. Just realized that cleavage is the only thing that you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
2. No woman will ever be truly satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
3. I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can’t watch porn.
4. Wash all the dirty thoughts out of your mind, but then again, why waste perfectly dirty thoughts???
5. What is warm, soft, sticky, and has a hole in the middle?? It’s a fresh doughnut.. wow you dirty minded people!
6. The awkward moment when you`re reading someone`s shirt and it looks like you`re staring at their boobs..
7. $ex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
8. People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative.
9. Love me tender love me sweet, wrap my lips around your meat, see me smile watch me grin watch your love run down my chin
10. Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it's wide using 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep, that’s how you wash a cup.
11. Viagr@ is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It doesn’t enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
12. Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure? it?s called a credit card…
13. Boobs are like the Sun…you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses, stare as much as you want!
14. I want a horrid formidable man in my bed tonight to make the night unforgettable for me.
15. The roads in this rainy season carry a dirty picture of d floods on der way in the city.
16. Boys always like to see girls kiss. I don’t get it; girls don’t want to see boys kiss.
17. Earnest request to you - be a merciless and curtsy less one - tonight in my bed!!
18. I want to suck u, lick u. wanna move my tongue all over u… wanna feel u in my mouth… yep, that’s how you…eat an ice cream.
19. Have a request - please don't mind, bind me with your arms, be unkind to me yet unwind with me in my bed tonight - kindly.
20. The dirty mind is never full of honest views in the field of wisdom.
21. I wish to do some wickedness with you this weekend my darling, please give me the permission.
22. Feeling happy for being disturbed by him yesterday night entirely!!
23. I need a turbulent one who can give me the creepy trouble in my bed tonight badly.
24. If I can find out an adulter adult man tonight, then I will adulate him to make an unadulterated adultery with me undoubtedly!!
25. Whenever I get a glimpse of you while walking I get stunned looking at your apples.
26. I feel cravings to show you all the carvings of my body temple tonight. Don't disappoint me darling.
27. Do something interesting beyond my expectation now - please!
28. Baby, don't make me wait, just come and let's hang out under one blanket.
29. I am frank and straight to say - I really want a demon who can demonstrate his strength at bed to night!
30. Yes I am crazily ready to jump into the eddy of your body my darling!!!
31. In last three hours the universe has captured so many dirty pictures of ours my darling! Leave me now!
32. Yes, $ex is a food for every embodied soul - each one should control this diet properly therefor!!
33. No, $ex is neither a sassy modality nor a foul goal, it is a natural instinct of an embodied soul.
34. Since I saw you, started dreaming about the scenes of our sins - my princes!!
35. No, I won't tell you anything which is vague, frankly speaking I like those jokes merely, which are dirty and non veg.
36. In last three hours the universe has captured so many dirty pictures of ours my darling! Leave me now!
37. Just give me the permission to make a boob with you tonight - just give me the permission to play with your each bo-b tonight!
38. Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
39. It makes us thirsty, it is rustic, drastic but not a nasty modality you see, yes, it is nothing else but $ex!!!
40. Liza - there are how many bones in our body? Jack-207 Liza - no wrong its 206 Jack - but when I'm with you I feel it's 207
41. Just stay away from me, we can't meet - never, no way - because you are a lesbian and myself is a gay!!
42. Yes, it vexes each one and always yet it is not a hex you know! Yes, I am speaking about one and only $EX!
43. When i come closer to you,the fragrance of your body cast a spell on me that i can't control in me.
44. Today is our first night, I have the right to make a tight fight with you at bed - baring a light!
45. Breaking up with you was more painful than my menstruation, No, wait!! I take back my words, it just started and it's DREADFUL!
46. A night - with you, when the stigma will tig me - will be the memorabilia of my integral life!
47. Looking at her dress and her look I felt that summer is nothing , she is the reason for nowadays increasing temperature.
48. My whatsapp status is unadulterated adult one - hence, stay away from me - if you are under 18 !!!
49. The greater the heights of your mountain the greater the fun climbing it!!
50. No, not a hug or a kiss only, I just want a close combat with you tonight in my bed darling, make yourself prepared and ready!
51. $ex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
52. We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
53. You will never know when your lips will go to my vest and will kiss every where on whole of the body.
54. Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.
55. Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
56. A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
57. In a cramped bus. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?
58. “WE SHOULD FUCK. Like right now, right here. Hard, fast. Pin me down, kiss me hard, look me in the eyes and fuck me like you’ve never fucked someone before.”
59. Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
60. “Lets makeout, have $ex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then lets have $ex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have $ex again.”
61. I think the woman who invented the phrase “All Men Are The Same” was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd.
62. “I’m in my bed, you’re in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.”
63. I want you, all of you. I want to feel you inside me, deep inside me. I want you to tell me when you’re going to cum, hear you moan my name and fuck me harder.
64. Every women is beautiful in a way. It is the curve who makes the ride interesting.
65. “Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.”
66. “Push me up against the wall and do dirty things to me.”
67. One thing is more dangerous than broken heart, it is broken condom.
68. “I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.”
69. “Be gentle with me. Be sweet ad kind, oh hell! Who am I kidding? Flip me over, ride my ass and pull my hair!”
70. “I want to capture you, like this, and freeze it forever.”
71. “Good $ex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” – Mae West
72. “Books are finite, $exual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.” – Roberto Bolaño
73. “The difference between $ex and love is that $ex relieves tension and love causes it.” – Woody Allen
74. “If you bite my pis or kiss my neck, I promise to rip your fucking clothes off.”
75. “Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, $ex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen
76. You look too beautiful, only when $ex feeling arise inside me.
77. “Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, $ex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.” – Margaret Mead
78. My emotions are not in my heart... They are in my underwear.
79. At 16, I am fond of girl's pu$$y. At 20 I am fond of girl's boobs and hips and at 24 I am fond of girl's heart
80. “No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” – Betty Friedan
81. “To succeed with the opposite $ex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.” – Cary Grant
82. “I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior $ex.” – Katharine Hepburn
83. “$ex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.” – Andy Warhol
84. “I don’t know the question, but $ex is definitely the answer.” – Woody Allen
85. I want to hug you, not from heart but from lower body to lower body.
86. “$ex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without $ex.” – Hunter S. Thompson
87. “Everything in the world is about $ex except $ex. $ex is about power.” – Oscar Wilde
88. “I got great $ex education, and I always knew that if I wanted to be $exually active, I had to have safe $ex.” – Jenny Slate
89. “When we were arguing on my twenty-fourth birthday, she left the kitchen, came back with a pistol, and fired it at me five times from right across the table. But she missed. It wasn't my life she was after. It was more. She wanted to eat my heart and be lost in the desert with what she'd done, she wanted to fall on her knees and give birth from it, she wanted to hurt me as only a child can be hurt by its mother.”
? Denis Johnson, Jesus' Son
90. “Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. $ex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean
91. I’d thought about the stuff we’d already done. None of it was dirty, exactly, but a lot of it was wild and out of control so I wondered what dirty would entail.
92. “When you fight on your own, you will get your hands dirty, and still lose the battle. But when you let God fight for you, you will always conquer with clean hands still.”
93. “He probably would've raised an eyebrow in that annoying/hot way he had, and made a dirty joke about Elodie possessing me.”
? Rachel Hawkins, Spell Bound
94. “The COVID-19 toilet paper rush has turned the haves into clean wipers and the have nots into dirty butt cracks.”
? Steven Magee
95. “$ex is like washing your face – just something you do because you have to. $ex without love is absolutely ridiculous. $ex follows love, it never precedes it.” – Sophia Loren
96. She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.”
? Benjamin R. Smith, Atlas
97. Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered.”
? Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
98. “We don't need a point, son. We're juvenile, we're dirty, we don't have girls, we have noses full of snot, throats sore as hell, we've got scabs on us, we suffer bouts of acne, we've got no girls ... What more reasons do we need?”
? Markus Zusak, Underdog
99. “In taking a bath one is admitting he is dirty. In humility, he strips off all dignity and return as-was-born for natural cleaning.”
? Vincent Okay Nwachukwu
100. Love your life and don't give a damn anyone in your life, and then you will see that no one can disappoint you.
101.
There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol..! The rest is 69…..!
102.
Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.
103.
What do the Chinese call a 69? Two can chew!
104.
If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are be sexual.
105.
Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
106.
Triple in the last 5 minutes!!!
107.
I am not Virgin my life FCUK me every day.
108.
Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends.
109.
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
110. $ex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
111.
Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it's wide using 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep, that’s how you wash a cup.
112.
Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure? it’s called a credit card.
113.
Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It doesn’t enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
114.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel Its true warmth.
115.
Boobs are like the Sun…you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses, stare as much as you want!
116.
I want to suck u, lick u. wanna move my tongue all over u… wanna feel u in my mouth… yep, that’s how you…eat ice-cream.
117.
My legs are missing you in between them.
118.
I think I should tell you What people are saying behind your back? Nice Ass…
119.
We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
120.
Acute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure, it’s 25,000
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Dirty Status in English 2022
1. Just realized that cleavage is the only thing that you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
2. No woman will ever be truly satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
3. I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can’t watch porn.
4. Wash all the dirty thoughts out of your mind, but then again, why waste perfectly dirty thoughts???
5. What is warm, soft, sticky, and has a hole in the middle?? It’s a fresh doughnut.. wow you dirty minded people!
6. The awkward moment when you`re reading someone`s shirt and it looks like you`re staring at their boobs..
7. $ex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
8. People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative.
9. Love me tender love me sweet, wrap my lips around your meat, see me smile watch me grin watch your love run down my chin
10. Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it's wide using 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep, that’s how you wash a cup.
11. Viagr@ is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It doesn’t enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
12. Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure? it?s called a credit card…
13. Boobs are like the Sun…you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses, stare as much as you want!
14. I want a horrid formidable man in my bed tonight to make the night unforgettable for me.
15. The roads in this rainy season carry a dirty picture of d floods on der way in the city.
16. Boys always like to see girls kiss. I don’t get it; girls don’t want to see boys kiss.
17. Earnest request to you - be a merciless and curtsy less one - tonight in my bed!!
18. I want to suck u, lick u. wanna move my tongue all over u… wanna feel u in my mouth… yep, that’s how you…eat an ice cream.
19. Have a request - please don't mind, bind me with your arms, be unkind to me yet unwind with me in my bed tonight - kindly.
20. The dirty mind is never full of honest views in the field of wisdom.
21. I wish to do some wickedness with you this weekend my darling, please give me the permission.
22. Feeling happy for being disturbed by him yesterday night entirely!!
23. I need a turbulent one who can give me the creepy trouble in my bed tonight badly.
24. If I can find out an adulter adult man tonight, then I will adulate him to make an unadulterated adultery with me undoubtedly!!
25. Whenever I get a glimpse of you while walking I get stunned looking at your apples.
26. I feel cravings to show you all the carvings of my body temple tonight. Don't disappoint me darling.
27. Do something interesting beyond my expectation now - please!
28. Baby, don't make me wait, just come and let's hang out under one blanket.
29. I am frank and straight to say - I really want a demon who can demonstrate his strength at bed to night!
30. Yes I am crazily ready to jump into the eddy of your body my darling!!!
31. In last three hours the universe has captured so many dirty pictures of ours my darling! Leave me now!
32. Yes, $ex is a food for every embodied soul - each one should control this diet properly therefor!!
33. No, $ex is neither a sassy modality nor a foul goal, it is a natural instinct of an embodied soul.
34. Since I saw you, started dreaming about the scenes of our sins - my princes!!
35. No, I won't tell you anything which is vague, frankly speaking I like those jokes merely, which are dirty and non veg.
36. In last three hours the universe has captured so many dirty pictures of ours my darling! Leave me now!
37. Just give me the permission to make a boob with you tonight - just give me the permission to play with your each bo-b tonight!
38. Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
39. It makes us thirsty, it is rustic, drastic but not a nasty modality you see, yes, it is nothing else but $ex!!!
40. Liza - there are how many bones in our body? Jack-207 Liza - no wrong its 206 Jack - but when I'm with you I feel it's 207
41. Just stay away from me, we can't meet - never, no way - because you are a lesbian and myself is a gay!!
42. Yes, it vexes each one and always yet it is not a hex you know! Yes, I am speaking about one and only $EX!
43. When i come closer to you,the fragrance of your body cast a spell on me that i can't control in me.
44. Today is our first night, I have the right to make a tight fight with you at bed - baring a light!
45. Breaking up with you was more painful than my menstruation, No, wait!! I take back my words, it just started and it's DREADFUL!
46. A night - with you, when the stigma will tig me - will be the memorabilia of my integral life!
47. Looking at her dress and her look I felt that summer is nothing , she is the reason for nowadays increasing temperature.
48. My whatsapp status is unadulterated adult one - hence, stay away from me - if you are under 18 !!!
49. The greater the heights of your mountain the greater the fun climbing it!!
50. No, not a hug or a kiss only, I just want a close combat with you tonight in my bed darling, make yourself prepared and ready!
51. $ex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
52. We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
53. You will never know when your lips will go to my vest and will kiss every where on whole of the body.
54. Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.
55. Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
56. A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
57. In a cramped bus. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?
58. “WE SHOULD FUCK. Like right now, right here. Hard, fast. Pin me down, kiss me hard, look me in the eyes and fuck me like you’ve never fucked someone before.”
59. Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
60. “Lets makeout, have $ex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then lets have $ex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have $ex again.”
61. I think the woman who invented the phrase “All Men Are The Same” was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd.
62. “I’m in my bed, you’re in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.”
63. I want you, all of you. I want to feel you inside me, deep inside me. I want you to tell me when you’re going to cum, hear you moan my name and fuck me harder.
64. Every women is beautiful in a way. It is the curve who makes the ride interesting.
65. “Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.”
66. “Push me up against the wall and do dirty things to me.”
67. One thing is more dangerous than broken heart, it is broken condom.
68. “I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.”
69. “Be gentle with me. Be sweet ad kind, oh hell! Who am I kidding? Flip me over, ride my ass and pull my hair!”
70. “I want to capture you, like this, and freeze it forever.”
71. “Good $ex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” – Mae West
72. “Books are finite, $exual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.” – Roberto Bolaño
73. “The difference between $ex and love is that $ex relieves tension and love causes it.” – Woody Allen
74. “If you bite my pis or kiss my neck, I promise to rip your fucking clothes off.”
75. “Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, $ex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen
76. You look too beautiful, only when $ex feeling arise inside me.
77. “Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, $ex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.” – Margaret Mead
78. My emotions are not in my heart... They are in my underwear.
79. At 16, I am fond of girl's pu$$y. At 20 I am fond of girl's boobs and hips and at 24 I am fond of girl's heart
80. “No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” – Betty Friedan
81. “To succeed with the opposite $ex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.” – Cary Grant
82. “I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior $ex.” – Katharine Hepburn
83. “$ex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.” – Andy Warhol
84. “I don’t know the question, but $ex is definitely the answer.” – Woody Allen
85. I want to hug you, not from heart but from lower body to lower body.
86. “$ex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without $ex.” – Hunter S. Thompson
87. “Everything in the world is about $ex except $ex. $ex is about power.” – Oscar Wilde
88. “I got great $ex education, and I always knew that if I wanted to be $exually active, I had to have safe $ex.” – Jenny Slate
89. “When we were arguing on my twenty-fourth birthday, she left the kitchen, came back with a pistol, and fired it at me five times from right across the table. But she missed. It wasn't my life she was after. It was more. She wanted to eat my heart and be lost in the desert with what she'd done, she wanted to fall on her knees and give birth from it, she wanted to hurt me as only a child can be hurt by its mother.”
? Denis Johnson, Jesus' Son
90. “Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. $ex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean
91. I’d thought about the stuff we’d already done. None of it was dirty, exactly, but a lot of it was wild and out of control so I wondered what dirty would entail.
92. “When you fight on your own, you will get your hands dirty, and still lose the battle. But when you let God fight for you, you will always conquer with clean hands still.”
93. “He probably would've raised an eyebrow in that annoying/hot way he had, and made a dirty joke about Elodie possessing me.”
? Rachel Hawkins, Spell Bound
94. “The COVID-19 toilet paper rush has turned the haves into clean wipers and the have nots into dirty butt cracks.”
? Steven Magee
95. “$ex is like washing your face – just something you do because you have to. $ex without love is absolutely ridiculous. $ex follows love, it never precedes it.” – Sophia Loren
96. She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.”
? Benjamin R. Smith, Atlas
97. Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered.”
? Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
98. “We don't need a point, son. We're juvenile, we're dirty, we don't have girls, we have noses full of snot, throats sore as hell, we've got scabs on us, we suffer bouts of acne, we've got no girls ... What more reasons do we need?”
? Markus Zusak, Underdog
99. “In taking a bath one is admitting he is dirty. In humility, he strips off all dignity and return as-was-born for natural cleaning.”
? Vincent Okay Nwachukwu
100. Love your life and don't give a damn anyone in your life, and then you will see that no one can disappoint you.
There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol..! The rest is 69…..!
102.
Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.
103.
What do the Chinese call a 69? Two can chew!
104.
If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are be sexual.
105.
Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
106.
Triple in the last 5 minutes!!!
107.
I am not Virgin my life FCUK me every day.
108.
Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends.
109.
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
110. $ex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
111.
Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it's wide using 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep, that’s how you wash a cup.
112.
Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure? it’s called a credit card.
113.
Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It doesn’t enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
114.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel Its true warmth.
115.
Boobs are like the Sun…you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses, stare as much as you want!
116.
I want to suck u, lick u. wanna move my tongue all over u… wanna feel u in my mouth… yep, that’s how you…eat ice-cream.
117.
My legs are missing you in between them.
118.
I think I should tell you What people are saying behind your back? Nice Ass…
119.
We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
120.
Acute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure, it’s 25,000
Related Tags: Dirty Status in English 2022