100 Super Short Status for Whatsapp in English

100 Super Short Status for Whatsapp in English


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Super Short Whatsapp Status in English



1. The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

2. God is really creative, I mean… just look at me.
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3. If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.

4. When you think there is nothing left in your life,just keep working hard until you die :-)

5. I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.

6. Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.

7. I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life, the BEST of my LIFE.

8. I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.

9. People with attitude are rich by pocket but poor by heart.

10. I dont care or think about the people in my past… there’s some reason why they din’t make it to my future!
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11. I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition :P

12. I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/


13. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P

14. My attitude depends on the people in front of me.

15. Smile in front of people who hate you. You happiness kills them...

16. Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.

17. It’s the good girls who keep diaries, the bad girls never have the time.

18. I dint change, I just grew up. You should try it once ;)

19. People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday :p

20. I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later...
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21. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…

22. People say me bad. Trust me I am the worst ;)

23. My attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.

24. My heart is stolen… Can I check your bra…

25. Two fundamentals of cool life :–) Walk like you are the KING or walk like you don’t care, who is the KIND ;)


100 Super Short Status for Whatsapp in English
100 Super Short Status for Whatsapp in English

26. I'm sorry did I give you would impression that I give a damn abt you???

27. I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me...

28. Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.

29. Do not copy my style :P

30. Don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right!
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31. Sometimes you have to just move forward, and move on.No doubts, no questions and no looking back... Just move on...

32. I Don't Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality

33. Free your heart from any hatred. Free your mind from any worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

34. There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE...

35. I don't insult people , I just describe them!

36. If you are good at something, never do it for free :-)

37. When Someone Hates You For No Reason, Give Them A Reason _!_

38. Someone asked me what is UR attitude. then I simply replied, 'BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE.'

39. People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger...

40. I'm nobody's second option. better you either CHOOSE me, or you lose me :/

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41. Don't make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching HER :-)

42. I'm not going to feel sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I'll be smart enough to let you go.

43. Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you’re so damn funny.

44. We all have that one friend who we greet with an insult.

45. My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

46. Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is… your list with names of naughty girls.

47. I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, “You’re next”.

48. Relationships are like fat people, most of them don’t work out.

49. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

50. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.

100 Super Short Status for Whatsapp in English
100 Super Short Status for Whatsapp in English


51. I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.

52. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.

53. Yeah You - the one reading my status, Get Lost!

54. Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…

55. I’m explosive, you’re the bomb. With our AWESOMENESS together we are an ATOMIC BOMB!

56. Don’t make an eye contact when eating a banana.

57. A true friend can make you laugh until you pee, a best friend will continue laughing at you until she does too.

58. If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

59. When I'm good I'm best, when I'm bad I'm worst.

60. Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.

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61. The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

62. It’s better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all.

63. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

64. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.

65. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

66. Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.

67. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.

68. Your Whatsapp status say’s online... If your online then why aren’t you texting me

69. I will marry the girls who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card

70. Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.

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71. I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

72. Tried to loose weight... But it keeps finding me.

73. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.

74. Lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.

75. I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you.

100 Super Short Status for Whatsapp in English
100 Super Short Status for Whatsapp in English


76. When someone touches my phone I automatically turn into a ninja.

77. There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.

78. If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!

79. I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.

80. If the people in horror movies listened to me they would still be alive.

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81. My words are like a china phone. They have no guarantee!

82. Always Smile :-) It confuses people :D

83. If you’re bad. Call me your Dad.

84. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

85. You can never buy Love... But still you have to pay for it...

86. Save water - Drink beer!

87. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it.

88. I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.

89. My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

90. Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship :P

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91. C.L.A.S.S - Come late and start sleeping :D

92. People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

93. Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.

94.  Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

95. We are WTF generation.... WhatsApp, Twitter and Whatsapp Status :P

96. Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing LOL

97. Good Morning let the stress begin...

98. Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!

99. Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!

100. I'm jealous of my parents... I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
 
100 Super Short Status for Whatsapp in English
100 Super Short Status for Whatsapp in English
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