100 Best Funny Saint Patrick's Day Quotes and Sayings with Images 2017

100 Best Funny Saint Patrick's Day Quotes and Sayings with Images 2016


Saint Patrick's Day, or the Feast of Saint Patrick (Saint Patrick's Day Quotes), is a cultural and religious celebration held on 17 March, the traditional death date of Saint Patrick, the foremost patron saint of Ireland - Wikipedia
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1. “St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time - a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic.” ― Adrienne Cook

2. “Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me.” ― Colin Farrell
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3. “Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.” ― Hane Leslie

4. “That's what the holidays are for ― for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way?” ― Lara Flynn Boyle

5. “Love is never defeated, and I could add, the history of Ireland proves it.” ― Pope John Paul II

6. “Your the best and lucky person.” ― Faiz Israili

7. “May all your ups and downs be under the sheets.” ― Patrick Ryan

8. “Perfection is something that cannot be achieved, it is something that we strive for.” ― Jara McKee

9. “The words that I've said I meant when I spoke and remember my words of wisdom feck'em if you can't take a joke.” ― Brian O'Toole

10. “May the most you wish for is the least you get.” ― Jay O Brain
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11. “New life, new experience and new day.” ― Faiz Israili

12. “O b'ido hocai, is deoch deas e sin.” ― Donaill Mac Bruan


13. “Surely, a fine husband is he that flinches at the mere raisin' of his wife's fair hand.” ― P. Ohmann

14. “Bottoms up or bottoms down, either way no one will frown.” ― Mike Anderson

15. “It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.” ― P.J. O'Rourke

16. “May you live all the days of your life.” ― Jonathan Swift

17. “An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.” ― Irish Saying

18. “The list of Irish saints is past counting; but in it all no other figure is so human, friendly, and lovable as St. Patrick - who was an Irishman only by adoption.” ― Stephen Gwynn

19. “When after the Winter alarmin', The Spring steps in so charmin', So fresh and arch In the middle of March, Wid her hand St. Patrick's arm on...” ― Alfred Percival Graves

20. “There's ne'er a mile in Ireland's Isle where the dirty vermin musters; Where'er he put his dear forefoot he murdered them in clusters. The toads went hop, the frogs went flop, slapdash into the water,
And the beasts committed suicide to save themselves from slaughter.” ― Old Irish Song
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21. “With the frost he kindled fire; Drove the snakes from brake and brier, Hurling out the writhing brood With the lightning of his rood.” ― Edwin Markham

22. “If you hold a four-leaf shamrock in your left hand at dawn on St. Patrick's Day you get what you want very much but haven't wished for.” ― Patricia Lynch

23. “Oh! St. Patrick was a gentleman, Who came of decent people; He built a church in Dublin town, And on it put a steeple.” ― Henry Bennett

24. “May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.” ― Irish Blessing

25. “May luck be our companion, May friends stand by our side, May history remind us all, Of Ireland's faith and pride. May God bless us with happiness, May love and faith abide.” ― Irish Blessing

100 Best Funny Saint Patrick's Day Quotes and Sayings with Images 2016
100 Best Funny Saint Patrick's Day Quotes and Sayings with Images 2017

St Patrick's Day Quotes and Sayings


26. “The shamrock on an older shore, Sprang from a rich and sacred soil, Where saint and hero lived of yore, And where their sons in sorrow toil.” ― Maurice Francis Egen

27. “Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew?.” ― Dave Beard

28. “And about her courts were seen, Liveried angels robed in green, Wearing, by St Patrick’s bounty, Emeralds big as half the county.” ― Walter Savage Landor

29. “There's a dear little plant that grows in our isle, 'Twas St Patrick himself, sure, that set it; And the sun on his labor with pleasure did smile, And with dew from his eye often wet it. It thrives through the bog, through the brake, and the mireland; And he called it the dear little shamrock of Ireland...” ― Andrew Cherry

30. “Desire to be lucky everyday, you're lucky enough!” ― Faiz Israili
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31. “O, the red rose may be fair, And the lily statelier; But my shamrock, one in three, Takes the very heart of me!” ― Katherine Tynan

32. “For 'tis green, green, green, where the ruined towers are gray, And it's green, green, green, all the happy night and day; Green of leaf and green of sod, green of ivy on the wall, And the blessed Irish shamrock with the fairest green of all.” ― Mary Elizabeth Blake

33. “Oh, while a man may dream awake, On gentle Irish ground, 'Tis Paradise without the snake - That's easy to be found.” ― Frederick Langbridge

34. “He was a terror to any snake that came in his path, whether it was the cold, slimy reptile sliding along the ground or the more dangerous snake that oppresses men through false teachings.  And he drove the snakes out of the minds of men, snakes of superstition and brutality and cruelty.” ― Arthur Brisbane

35. “When Irish eyes are smiling, sure 'tis like a morn in spring. In the lilt of Irish laughter you can hear the angels sing, When Irish hearts are happy all the world seems bright and gay,
And when Irish eyes are smiling, sure, they steal your heart away.” ― Chauncey Olcott and George Graff

36. “Oh, the music in the air! An' the joy that's ivrywhere - Shure, the whole blue vault of heaven is wan grand triumphal arch, An' the earth below is gay. Wid its tender green th'-day,
Fur the whole world is Irish on the Seventeenth o' March!.” ― Thomas Augustin Daly

37. “May your blessings outnumber. The shamrocks that grow, And may trouble avoid you. Wherever you go.” ― Irish Blessing

38. “If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?.” ― Stanislaw J. Lec

39. “You've heard I suppose, long ago, How the snakes, in a manner most antic, He marched to the county Mayo, And trundled them into th' Atlantic.” ― William Maginn

40. “St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time - a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic.” ― Adrienne Cook

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41. “Our luck is our main destiny” ― Faiz Israili

42. “A blessing is a circle of light drawn around a person to protect, heal and strengthen.” ― John O'Donohue

43. “Christ beside me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ within me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me.” ― Saint Patrick

44. “The joyful heart sees and reads the world with a sense of freedom and graciousness.” ― John O'Donohue

45. “I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.” ― C. S. Lewis

46. “I was raised in a very old fashioned Ireland where women were reared to be lovely.” ― Anne Enright

47. “There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting.” ― John Millington Synge

48. “If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family.” ― Victoria Smurfit

49. “If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.” ― Brendan Behan

50. “It's really awesome feeling to share on Sr. Patrick's Day wishes with you.” ― Faiz Israili

100 Best Funny Saint Patrick's Day Quotes and Sayings with Images 2016
100 Best Funny Saint Patrick's Day Quotes and Sayings with Images 2017

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51. Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the morning of St. Patrick's Day consists of the night of the seventeenth of March flavored strongly with the morning of the eighteenth.

52. For each petal on the shamrock, this brings a wish your way - Good health, good luck, and happiness for today and every day.

53. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?  A rash of good luck.

54. “May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.” ― Irish Blessing

55. “So, success attend St. Patrick's fist, For he's a saint so clever; Oh! he gave the snakes and toads a twist, And bothered them forever!” ― Henry Bennett

56. Saint Patrick was a gentleman, who through strategy and stealth. Drove all the snakes from Ireland, here's a drink to his health! But not too many drinks, lest we lose ourselves and then. Forget the good Saint Patrick, and see them snakes again!

57. Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don't want to press your luck.

58. A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

59. What color should be seen. Where our fathers' homes have been. But their own immortal Green?

60. Wandered from the Antrim hills, Wandered from the Killalas rills, Patrick heard upon the breeze. Voices from the Irish seas.

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61. There's ne'er a mile in Ireland's Isle where the dirty vermin musters; Where'er he put his dear forefoot he murdered them in clusters. The toads went hop, the frogs went flop, slapdash into the water,
And the beasts committed suicide to save themselves from slaughter.” ― Old Irish Song

62. Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter. Lullabies, dreams, and love ever after. Poems and songs with pipes and drums. A thousand welcomes when anyone comes.

63. Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers

64. May the luck of the Irish. Lead to happiest heights. And the highway you travel. Be lined with green lights.

65. Grant me a sense of humor, Lord, The saving grace to see a joke, To win some happiness from life, And pass it on to other folk.

66. Ireland, it's the one place on earth. That heaven has kissed with melody, mirth, and meadow and mist.

67. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more and nothing but happiness come through your door.

68. A man's best friend is his mother until he meets his wife.

69. Get a better life, as days are getting better by the way.

70. May your heart be warm and happy. With the lilt of Irish laughter. Every day in every way and forever and ever after.

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71. Now sweetly lies old Ireland. Emerald green beyond the foam, Awakening sweet memories, Calling the heart back home.

72. May the blessings of light be upon you, Light without and light within. And in all your comings and goings, May you ever have a kindly greeting from them you meet along the road.

73. May brooks and trees and singing hills, Join in the chorus, too. And every gentle wind that blows. Send happiness to you.

74. Wherever you go and whatever you do, May the luck of the Irish be there with you.

75. May you be poor in misfortune, Rich in blessings, Slow to make enemies, And quick to make friends. But rich or poor, quick or slow, May you know nothing but happiness From this day forward.

100 Best Funny Saint Patrick's Day Quotes and Sayings with Images 2016
100 Best Funny Saint Patrick's Day Quotes and Sayings with Images 2017

76. Here's to Hell! May the stay there be as fun as the way there!

77. May you have food and raiment, A soft pillow for your head, May you be forty years in heaven before the devil knows you're dead.

78. The health of all Ireland and of County Mayo, And when that much is dead, may we still be on the go.

79. From the County of Meath, the health of the hag. Not of her but her drink is the reason we brag.

80. Your health one and all, from one wall to the other, And you outside there speak up, brother!

St. Patrick’s Day Quotes in English


81. May the strength of three be in your journey.

82. Experience is the comb that life gives a bald man.

83. May your right hand always be stretched out in friendship and never in want.

84. May there be a fox on your fishing hook and a hare on your bait and may you kill no fish until St. Brigid's Day.

85. May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use.

86. May there be a generation of children. On the children of your children.

87. May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and the road downhill all the way to your door.

88. Here's that we may always have a clean shirt a clean conscience and a punt in our pocket.

89. May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent!

90. May I see you gray and combing your grandchildren's hair.

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91. May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close His fist too tight.

92. May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, the angels protect you, and heaven accept you.

93. Mothers [fathers] hold their children's hands for just a little while... and their hearts forever.

94. May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.

95. May you always come more than you go.

96.May you live as long as you want, And never want as long as you live.

97. May the grass grow long on the road to Hell for want of use.

98. Here's health to your enemies' enemies!

99. A Merry Christmas this December. To a lot of folks I don't remember.

100. May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.

100 Best Funny Saint Patrick's Day Quotes and Sayings with Images 2016
100 Best Funny Saint Patrick's Day Quotes and Sayings with Images 2017

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