Top 20 Xmas Quotes in English 2020

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Xmas Quotes in English 2019

Xmas Quotes in English 2020

“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”

“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”

“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”

5. “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.”

“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.”

“This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.”

“The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: “Some assembly required.””

“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”

“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”

“I hate the radio this time of year because they play “All I Want For Christmas Is You” like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.”

“Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up.

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”

“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”

“That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”

“Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.”

“For Christmas this year, try giving less. Start with less attitude. There’s more than enough of that in the world as it is – and people will usually just give it back anyway!”

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.”

“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?”

“Who’s the bane of Santa’s life? The elf and safety officer.”

Xmas Quotes in English 2020