Top 100 College Status in English 2020



College Status in English 2020


College Status in English 2020

College Status in English 2020

1.
The college has given me the confidence I need to fail.

2.
I only want to write. And there’s no college for that except life.

3.
Hug a stressed college student. It helps a lot.

4.
Algebra sure has a way of making a person feel stupid!

5.
“Things end. But memories last Forever!”

6.
In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class.

7.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.

8.
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

9.
College is the best place to enjoy life happily, nothing else can beat that.

10.
Everyone can pass college, most just don’t feel like it.

11.
“Clean Blackboard; Teary Eyes; Last college day”

12.
Things taught in college are not education but the means of education.

13.
College is the place where you live your life to the fullest.

14.
College life is that part of your life that you are going to relive in your memories till you breathe.

15.
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors

16.
College isn’t the place to go for ideas.

17.
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

18.
College campuses were once a hotbed of political activity.

19.
I was a D student in high school and on the dean’s list in college.

20.
“No matter How much you hate college, you will miss it when you leave”

1. College life is that part of your life that you are going to relive in your memories till you breathe.

2. Right now, you might think popularity is everything. But just remember, you can`t put popular on a college or job application.

3. A college education shows a man how little other people know. Education is not preparation for life, education is life itself.

4. A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.

5. Wow now I'm a graduate. Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

6. Bill Gates has enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4-year college.

7. Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my life now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing.

8. I really want to learn, but college won't let me. I guess I will be down the local library come Monday morning.

9. College is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.

10. Auto correct is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.

11. If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you have always got.

12. It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.

13. College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year, just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night.

14. The purpose of the university is to make students safe for ideas " not ideas safe for students.

15. College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here.

16. Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.

17. College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?

18. Ultimate truth of college life. if a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl. and if a boy loves a girl, everyone knows except the girl.

19. You see, in this country are a number of youths who do not like to work, and the college is an excellent place for them.

20. One funny thing about college life is that, teachers make you sleep during day and friends don't let you to sleep at night

21. Today was my last exam of last semester and now my college is officially over. And I am an MBA now. I dunno whether to smile or to feel sad, But I choose to be happy.

22. Now, I am going to start with my professional life. I just wish all my friends and acquaintances all the best for their future endeavors. I hope to stay connected with you all. God Bless you.

23. College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

24. A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.

25. For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.

26. A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.

27. 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.

28. One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.

29. I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

30. Life is different than teacher, A teacher teach lesson & then keeps the exam, but life keep the exam 1st & then teaches the lesson.

31. To be a 'Good professional', always start to study late for 'Exams'. Because it teaches how to manage 'Time' and tackle 'Emergencies'!

32. A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

33. The simplest college boy is now familiar with truths for which Archimedes would have given his life.

34. College is important, but saving money can be even more important.

35. College is the best place to enjoy life happily, nothing else can beat that.

36. I’m going to college. I don’t care if it ruins my career. I’d rather be smart than a movie star.

37. Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

38. Dear twin sister, I'll take your french final if you take my math final? Sincerely, college here we come!

39. Take a limitation and turn it into an opportunity. Take an opportunity and turn it into an adventure by dreaming Big!

40. College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?

41. “A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.”

42. “Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.”
? John Green

43. A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.

44. “I've learned one thing, and that's to quit worrying about stupid things. You have four years to be irresponsible here, relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember the time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So stay out late. Go out with your friends on a Tuesday when you have a paper due on Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does...”
? Tom Petty

45. Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

46. If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing… You have a college degree.

47. “Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”
? Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
 
48. I don’t think it would have all got me quite so down if just once in a while—just once in a while—there was at least some polite little perfunctory implication that knowledge should lead to wisdom, and that if it doesn't, it's just a disgusting waste of time! But there never is! You never even hear any hints dropped on a campus that wisdom is supposed to be the goal of knowledge.

49. I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

50. “But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.”

51. “You didn't need a college degree to become one of the people who knew what was really going on. If you paid attention, you could pick things up on your own.”
 
52. “I think back to what Landon said about heartbreak, that if you don’t love the person, they can’t break your heart. Hardin repeatedly breaks my heart, even when I don’t think there are any more pieces to break.
And I love him. I love Hardin.”

53. “Months are different in college, especially freshman year. Too much happens. Every freshman month equals six regular months—they're like dog months.”
? Rainbow Rowell, Fangirl

54. “College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?”
? David Wood

55. “Success comes in a lot of ways, but it doesn't come with money and it doesn't come with fame. It comes from having a meaning in your life, doing what you love and being passionate
about what you do. That's having a life of success. When you have the ability to do what you love, love what you do and have the ability to impact people.

56. “Do not give them a candle to light the way, teach them how to make fire instead. That is the meaning of enlightenment.”
? Kamand Kojouri

57. “Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.”
? Mark Twain

58. But in college, we can wear our alcohol abuse as proudly as our university sweatshirts; the two concepts are virtually synonymous.”

59. “A lack of illusion is golden, and it is quite possible that creativity is the highest form of intelligence. One might further develop oneself in the creative sense and, therefore, at times, find some degree of shame more so than pride when having always followed that of the safe and ever-praised academia.”

60. Cup of noodles and a movie on deck, its's all about that college life.

61. “To be a writer you have to write -- and no academic degree is going to do the writing for you. ”
? Michelle Richmond

62. Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous.

63. Dear twin sister, I'll take your french final if you take my math final? Sincerely, college here we come!

64. “You see, in this country are a number of youths who do not like to work, and the college is an excellent place for them.”
? L. Frank Baum, Ozma of Oz

65. Things taught in college are not education but the means of education.

66. College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

67. I'm going to college. I don't care if it ruins my career. I'd rather be smart than a movie star.

68. I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

69. Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.

70. “My advice to writers just starting out? Don't use semi-colons! They are transvestite hermaphrodites, representing exactly nothing. All they do is suggest you might have gone to college.”
? Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Armageddon in Retrospect:

71. Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

72. 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.

73. College life is that part of your life that you are going to relive in your memories till you breathe.

74. College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here.

75. Make your best pick of status from our list of Whatsapp status for college life.

76. President Barack Obama was known to be a marijuana smoker in his teen & college days. His nickname used to be 'Barack Oganja.'

77. College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

78. There are many things in life that will not only learn in the four corners of the classroom; friends sometimes are the best teacher of life experiences.

79. College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here.

80. Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.

81. Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.

82. If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing.. You have a college degree.

83. All kinds of first time in life are sometimes experience with college friends.

84. All you need are friends who will never judge you and will never leave you; for me there are my friends.

85. Before I don’t understand why some people claim that college friends will be your lifetime friend, but now I really know why.

86. My college friends are the most beloved friends that I have in my life and I love them for it.

87. Openness is somewhat more common to college friends than to your high school friends.

88. You don’t know who are the sincere among your college friends, you will find out only when you’re failing but yet there were still there.

89. When you think you are the only one who did not study in class, look to your friends, maybe you’ll find out there were too.

90. College friends are as companion during our journey in college, who are a big help to overcome obstacles in the road to success.

91. Our friends contribute largely to our personal growth since they are the ones with us during the transition of teenage years to adulthood.

92. College friends should be treated with love and care because they are the ones who will help you to overcome your college years.

93. Misunderstandings and fights also happens between best friends but a friendship with a solid foundation will overcome it in just a day.

94. Confronting your college friends is never easy, because you don’t know if they were still your friends on the next day.

95. Whenever you feel empty and lonely, always remember that you have your friends that could light up your day.

96. You just need to be careful in picking your college friends because not all of them are sincere and good ones

97. Because of our friends, laughter becomes music in our ears, food becomes tastier, and joy fulfills our hearts.

98. In a circle of college friends, there is always a comedian that could remove bad vibes in the group.

99. Since I enter the university, I don’t care if I look disgusting when laughing so loud as long as I am enjoying with my friends.

100. College life is boring if you indulge yourself in studying too much, which is why you should have college friends to make it more fun and memorable.

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