Top 100 Weekend Status in English 2020



Weekend Status in English 2020

Weekend Status in English 2020

Weekend Status in English 2020


1. Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday.

2. Always take some of the play, fun, freedom, and wonder of the weekend into your week and your work.

3. I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

4. Enjoy the weekend with the people you love.

5. Weekends are like rainbows. They look great from a distance but once you get up close to them, they start to disappear.

6. This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.

7. Today is Saturday, which means that today I will be multi-slacking instead of multi-tasking.

8. The only thing that travels faster than light is weekends.

9. Sundays... sleep until you are hungry then eat until you're sleepy.

10. May the days ahead bring you. A bounty of beautiful beginnings and blissful neverending of joy, peace, love, happiness, good health and prosperity.

11. Cheers to the freakin' weekend.

12. Busy is a choice. Stress is a choice. Joy is a choice.

13. Good morning beautiful souls. Happy Saturday. Be kind to yourself today.

14. Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

15. Happiness is... not having to set the alarm for the next day.

16. It is a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.

17. May your weekend be full of inappropriate behavior and fun.

18. Weekend! The beginning of new life for another week ahead.

19. Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday!

20. I don't know about you, but I am ready for the Weekend!

1. Weekends are like rainbows. They look great from a distance but once you get up close to them, they start to disappear.

2. May the days ahead bring you. A bounty of beautiful beginnings and blissful neverending of joy, peace, love, happiness, good health and prosperity.

3. Friends, fun, laughter and a little bit of rest and relaxation. Thatís how I spell Weekend. How do you spell weekend?

4. Quick someone hit the slow motion button we need to extend Saturday as long as possible!!! HURRY!

5. They say everyday is a gift. I wanna know where the gift receipt is so I can exchange Monday for Saturday.

6. Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos.

7. Females who aren't always at Parties/Clubs every weekend are the type of females who are worth being in a relationship with.

8. Alcohol is never the answer. Unless someone asked me, What are you doing this weekend?

9. I'm a teenager. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama for attention. Yes, we do still exist.

10. I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a Chapstick last weekend, and he's still not talking to me.

11. I stayed at a really nice, really fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.

12. My girlfriend said we can't hang out this weekend because she doesn't exist.

13. Dear guy I like, I swear, I speak English! You just make me nervous. Sincerely, Are will you gonna be go doing things on this weekend?

14. My buddy told me he was going to Beerfest this weekend, I asked him where, he said any bar I walk into!!!.

15. My neighbor's are going out of town for the weekend so I finally have the house to myself.

16. If my employer were more democratic than communist, they might allow us to vote on making Wednesday part of the mid-week weekend incentive program that I just made up. I vote aye.

17. Dear Weekend, I always want to be with you. Please don't let weekdays take you away from me.

18. It's Sunday! Before the weekend ends, I want to follow some of you. RT if you wanna be followed back! Watch out for my next status.

19. Stop swallowing your words. Stop caring what others think. Stop waiting for the weekend. Live now.

20. It's Friday! I can't wait to be ashamed of what my friends and I will do this weekend.

21. The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari.

22. Girls who don't smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. They are the true ladies.

23. Dear Weekend, I always want to be with you. Please don't let the weekdays take you away from me. Yours forever, Me.

24. Studies have shown that people feel better and are physically healthier during the weekend.

25. You had all weekend to do your homework! Um, sorry I have a life.

26. Listen, Iím not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. Iím a drunk, we go to parties.

27. Raise your hand if youíre ready for the weekend to come already.

28. I wish life had a rewind button then we could redo this weekend.

29. Weekends need speed bumps-We go through them way too fast!!

30. First 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.

31. Itís Friday! I canít wait to be ashamed of what my friends and I will do this weekend.

32. The weekend went by and I donít remember any of it. Thatís a good thing right?

33. Studies have shown that people feel better and are physically healthier during the weekend.

34. Says, todayís good mood is brought to you by the letter FÖas in Friday, Fun, Family, and Friends. ENJOY!

35. Dear Weekend, I swear the weekdays mean nothing to me. Youíre the one I want to be with.

36. Good morning Friday. I am so happy you came to visit and brought your friends, Saturday and Sunday. Thank you.

37. Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends.

38. Obama said, ëYes we can!í but I said, ëYes weekend!í

39. I have a feeling my check liver light will come on this weekend.

40. I like my women like I like my weekend ñ short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.

41. My girlfriend said we canít hang out this weekend because she doesnít exist.

42. My buddy told me he was going to Beerfest this weekend, I asked him where, he said ñ any bar I walk into!

43. Girls who donít smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. They are the true ladies.

44. Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.

45. I donít make enough money to go on vacation, so Iím just going to get drunk this weekend until I donít know where I am.

46. I donít like to be gone all weekend and at night too. Because for 20 years, Iíve had children who are in school.

47. Itís Sunday! Before the weekend ends, I want to follow some of you. RT if you wanna be followed back! Watch out for my next status.

48. Plan of attack:1 Cause mischief, 2 instigate, 3 have a cover story, 4 have an exit strategy, 5 hope no one catches me & 6 act disgusted when blamed for anything.

49. I stayed at a really nice, really fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.

50. I am wishing everyone a very blessed weekend. Blessings to all! Be a little kinder, a little sweeter, and do something good for someone else!

51. Dear guy I like, I swear, I speak English! You just make me nervous. Sincerely, Are will you gonna be go doing things on this weekend?

52. I am apologizing, in advance, to whomever may receive a drunken phone call or text from me (or my cell phone!) this coming weekend. Itís going to be Fun!

53. I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so Iím just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.

54. ìI have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel."

55. ìThe only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.î
? Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

56. ìIt's not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It's that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where everyday are your Saturdays and Sundays. Make everyday your weekend. Make everyday a play-dayÖî

57. ìPaddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend.î
? Elizabeth C. Bunce, A Curse Dark as Gold

58. ìSundays are like confetti floating in the air in slow motion, in the evening they reach the ground and you hope a bit of wind could blow on them so they could fly a bit longer.î

59. ìLove me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you're drunk on my love.î
? C.J. Carlyon

60. ìAlthough I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!î
? D.S. Mixell

61. ìThe thing about today is...
It's Monday!
No other day could get the week off to such a great start.î
? Anthony T. Hincks

62. ìThe problem is that I hate holidaysÖ I hate the whole idea of itÖ That for you today is Christmas for me is nothing different than the typical week or weekend.î
? Deyth Banger

63. ìAnybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?î
? Nitya Prakash

64. Some people say that Friday is the end of the week, but for me, it's only the beginning.
Happy Friday, and say "Hello" to the weekend.
? Anthony T. Hincks

65. Dear Weekend, I always want to be with you. Please don't let the weekdays take you away from me. Yours forever, Me.

66. My neighbor's are going out of town for the weekend so I finally have the house to myself.

67. Like if your weekend feels extended because you accomplished so many fantastic things.

68. Studies have shown that people feel better and are physically healthier during the weekend.

69. Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos!

70. I stayed at a really nice, really fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.

71. I'm a boy. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.

72. Dear guy I like, I swear, I speak English! You just make me nervous. Sincerely, Are will you gonna be go doing things on this weekend?

73. If my employer were more democratic than communist, they might allow us to vote on making Wednesday part of the "mid-week weekend" incentive program that I just made up. I vote "aye"

74. Forecast for the weekend... mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.

75. Stop swallowing your words. Stop caring what others think. Stop waiting for the weekend. Live now!

76. The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. ñ Chuck Palahniuk

77. Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. ñ Eleanor Roosevelt

78. Always strive to excel, but only on weekends. ñ Richard Rorty

79. When youíre single, your weekend days are wide-open vistas that extend in every direction; in a relationship, theyíre like the sky over Manhattan: punctured, hemmed in, compressed. ñ Adelle Waldman

80. I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend. ñ Debasish Mridha

81. This weekend, remember that your smile alone can save a sad soul or heal a broken spirit. Share your kindness with others and remember to have a blessed weekend.

82. Two days is simply not enough for the weekend. There is just simply too much fun to be had.

83. Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish youíd spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids? ñ Hal Borland

84. Start this wonderful weekend with a clean heart. Start it without any doubt, tears, fears, or worry.

85. Better days are headed your way. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

86. Iím learning the power of going away for the weekend and keeping myself company. ñ Zoe Saldana

87. Itís weekend, which means that I am feeling 100% motivated to do absolutely nothing. I would say that so far, I have accomplished that.

88. Sometimes the weekend gets hijacked by work, but as my mother would say, this is the right problem. ñ Julian Fellowes

89. You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing. ñ Derek Jeter

90. The weekends are too short for sleep! ñ Bryant A. Loney

91. The weekend is a blessing. Thank you Lord, for getting us through this week.

92. Youth is like a long weekend on a Friday night, while middle age is like a long weekend on a Monday afternoon.

93. Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when itís just right, theyíre watching TV. ñ Rita Rudner

94. The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it. ñ F. Scott Fitzgerald

95. When youíre young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go! ñ Jonathan Brandis

96. Itís weekend. Remember to count your rainbows instead of your thunder storms.
 
97. Weekend comes with your best days. You get to reflect on the amazing, productive week you had and you get to think about how you are going to tackle next week.

98. Nobody wants to give up a weekend long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another. ñ Elizabeth Eulberg

99. This weekend, remember that the Lord is with you at all times, guiding you through every moment of your life. Where you are right now is exactly where you are supposed to be.

100. Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. ñ Diana Jordan


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