Top 20 Sarcastic Status in English 2019



Top 20 Sarcastic Status in English 2019

Top 20 Sarcastic Status in English 2019

Top 20 Sarcastic Status in English 2019

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm... are my favorite.

3. When I said how stupid can you be? it wasn't a challenge.

4. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

5. I'm actually not funny. I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.

6. No regrets in life. Just lessons learned.

7. I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

8. Ok. I'm here. What are your other two wishes.

9. If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

10. I don't even believe myself when I say I'll be ready in 5 minutes.

11. Fueled by caffeine sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts.

12. I have two moods. 1. Constant panic and worrying about every little detail. 2. It is what it is.

13. Roses are red, shit is brown. Shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.

14. Only dead fish go with the flow.

15. My life feels like a test I didn't study for.

16. No response is a response. And it's a powerful one. Remember that.

17. I don't like morning people or mornings or people.

18. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

19. Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.

20. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.

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