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An employee applied for leave:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.
Height of Facebook influence
Doctor the patient: How you’re feeling now?
Patient: I’m feeling lonely with the chill girl and 60 other persons.
Keep Smiling Because:
S - Stands for Splendid
M - Stands for Magnificent
I - Stands for Intelligent
E - Stands for Superb
What is Facebook?
A place was boys post a joke there is no response. But girls post same joke share get 30 likes, 30 comments, 30 friends request.
5. Morning is not just the new day; it's the defeat of darkness by the light of the sun. Have a beautiful day.
6. May in this Ramadan, Allah prosper joy, happiness, victory and success in your life.
7. A boy commented, on his Facebook status. Happy New Year. The girl wrote in comments. Same to you. The boy edited the state too. I love you!
8. What is true friendship, slap yourself hard. I will feel your pain this is true friendship. Just try it and reply me.
9. Time and distance are important between friends when a friend is in your heart; they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart.
10. What is the severe sentence other than the hate you? What is your exam results?? Please don't hurt me with this question.
Friendship is not history to forget,
Friendship is not maths to calculate,
Friendship is not English to learn,
It's just only 'Chemical Locha.'
Don't try to understand it, just enjoy it.
12. In the attitude of silence the soul finds the path in a career light, and what is elusive and deceptive resolves itself into crystal clearness. Our life is a long and arduous quest after Truth.
13. My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never.
14. Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your account setting, deactivate your account, and go to work!
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear,
Hold and laugh,
Exit the pain,
Keep smiling till I SMS again :)
16. Friendship is like fresh air; you can't see but feel it every moment.
17. I don't have enough hours to animosity with people because I very involve in the hours with people who love me. Have a beautiful evening.
Need a friend? Text me.
Need a laugh? Call me.
Need money? This number is no longer in service.
19. To succeed in life, you need two things; ignorance and confidence.
Dad’s writes on son’s Facebook wall:
Dear Son, how are you? Everyone are fine here. We miss you a lot.
Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.
'Love? No! I would prefer food more. Grin emoticon.'
In real life
'Why doesn’t she reply to my text?
She doesn’t love me anymore
Advantage of Not having LOVER…
1. Can Sleep Well.
2. Can Save Time Money.
3. No Missed Call at Midnight.
4. No Worries about How I Look.
5. No Need to Activate Cheaper Call Rate Scheme.
6. No Need to Recharge Twice A Day.
7. Can Talk to All Boys Girls.
8. The Most Important, you never keep Devdas post on FB.
Proud to be Single!
23. Everything and nothing, these are the two statuses of my heart depending on whether you are with me or away from me. I love you!
How to earn money from Facebook.
Click on ‘Settings and Privacy.'
Click on ‘general.'
Click on ‘account.'
Click on ‘deactivate.'
Then go and find a job and earn money.
25. Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul it is a daily admission of one's have a heart without words than words without a heart.
26. The night is an excellent opportunity to take rest, to forgive, to dream, to smile and to get ready for all the battle that you have to fight tomorrow. Good night!
27. It is easy to cry in pain, and easy to laugh in joy but crying in joy and laughing in pain shows real spirit. Good morning!
28. Happiness is the only thing in the world that cannot be paid by any diamonds, gold or money.
29. I love the people who are in my life and make my life amazing; I am also thankful to those individuals who left my life and made it even more fantastic.
30. There is nothing more beautiful than a person whose heart has been broken but still believes in love.
31. Friendship is an amazing and splendid thing of every individual life. I hope you are always the best friend as well as a supporter in my life.
In FB chatting a gal was not replying me I only tell her
Did you know how to type through the keyboard?
I got reply in next 10 second and after chatting,
Facebook Love Story:-)
Add as Friend:)
Write Something on Wall
Ask Number Phone
Make Relationship Status
Block The End.
34. A teenagers’ Facebook update: Internet was not working last night, spent time with family. They seem to be friendly people.
35. Once the wife said to her husband that I refused a person for marriage ten years prior, he will become drunker till now. Man, said: I do not understand properly that, he will enjoy the celebration for ten years.
What’s the most embarrassing moment in one’s life?
When nobody likes your Facebook Status!
37. Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the 'Permanent address,'
a student wrote 'www.facebook.com.'
Sirf teen chiton she Chalta he!
Facebook student status:
Sometimes, I feel to write 'LOL' At the End Of Every Answer In The Exams
40. Perhaps the worst thing about loss, by the very definition of it, is being unable to share the pain.
41. The saddest thing in life is to remember the past moments, in which you are failed in a particular phase of life. So, for happiness focus on present and forget the past.
42. Happiness is like knowledge, it increases, when you provide, other persons, so try to make people happy.
43. Experience never makes mistakes, but mistakes always bring experience. So, never ashamed to make mistakes. It gives you the opportunity of getting success.
44. My friend ask me, where is heaven? I replied real haven is the one which you can see here in my true love.
What is love?
Love is to love someone for who they are,
Who they were and who they will be?
Three Nice Thoughts -
Kill the tension before stress kills you.
Reach your goal before goal kicks you.
Live life before life leaves you.
47. Nothing is more honourable than a grateful heart.
48. Not always ‘Available’ Try your Luck.
49. I love my Life because it’s you.
50. I always read my girlfriend’s horoscope to see what kind of day I’m going to have.
51. I’m a nobody. Nobody’s perfect. So, I guess that makes me perfect.
52. I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I’ll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab.
53. You’re my everything, today and always.
54. If you think someone's status is about you; you must be guilty!
55. Work is the soul of a genius, the talent of heart, and the inner fire any talent.
56. Life is too short and pointless to waste it on hating other people.
57. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money :)
69. The whole world is great! That is. Until you wake up.
70. The best thing to do when you are single is to create a loving relationship with yourself before deciding to commit yourself with somebody else.
71. Love is like two people having a rubber band is pulled, so when a person stops going, is the person who carried out this hurts.
72. The one who gets so upset when they are confronted with the facts is ALWAYS …The one who was guilty.
73. It’s funny how you can still love a person, but you stop needing them like you used to.
74. That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.
75. You’ll never find a rainbow if you are looking down.
76. Work is the soul of a genius, the talent of heart, and the inner fire any talent.
77. Death is so beautiful; it just takes your breath away.
78. Relation and Medicine both have same work of help n care us during pain, but the difference is that the Relation does not have an expiry date.
79. Yes, I agree. Moms can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
80. if someone is really into you, yu don’t have to keep begging them for a text, call or-or to spend time; they’ll do it if you’re priority.
81. People who judged her by her looks alone, missed her, completely.
82. Misunderstood is all my heart has ever been, even though all it wants to do is love.
83. I’m Sorry I can’t give you a shoulder to cry; I would rather like to stand by you and make you fight again.
84. Be the reason she smiles, Not the reason she can’t love again.
85. Every girl deserves a guy who looks at her every day like it’s the first time he saw her.
86. I’m a girl who doesn’t expect expensive things in a relationship. I’m fine with going out in a field, laying down on a blanket and looking up the stars.
87. Getting a lot of girls isn’t something you should be proud of. Keeping one is.
88. Be with someone who’s willing to lose sleep for you. But most of all, just be with someone who’ll always make time for you, no matter what time of day it is.
89. I am willing to fight for love. I always have been. But before I sign up for the war, I need to make sure I’m fighting for a warrior... not a deserter!
90. Accept your past without regret, handle your present with confidence and face your future without fear.
91. Don’t take advantage of people who love you :)
92. Life is like photography; you use the negatives to develop.
93. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it indicates that they need an Attitude to impress me!
94. Real friends are like a diamond when you hit them they do not break; they only slip away from your life.
95. No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colours.
96. It takes nothing to join the crowd. It takes everything to stand alone.
97. No matter how long you have travelled in the wrong direction, you can always turn around.
98. Be yourself. People may or may not like you, but it’s important that you stay true to who you are.
99. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
100. Love marriage is like dancing in front of the snake and asking him to bite.