Top 100 Shopping Status in English 2020



Shopping Status in English 2020


Shopping Status in English 2020

Shopping Status in English 2020


1. Shopping is cheaper than therapy.

2. Happiness is... receiving what you ordered online.

3. Fashion is what you buy. Style is what you do with it.

4. It's an add to cart kinda day!

5. Shopping is the best medicine.

6. I have enough clothes. I don't need to go shopping. Said no women ever.

7. Shortest horror story ever: Sold out!

8. If you can't stop thinking about it... buy it.

9. I see it. I like it. I want it. I check the price. I put it back.

10. Peace, Love, Shopping.

11. Online Shopping: Because it's frowned upon to be in a store with no bra, sweatpants and a glass of wine.

12. Because I bought it on sale. I actually made money.

13. Take me shopping and I'm yours.

14. Keep calm and shop on.

15. The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

16. I've been shopping for all of my life and still have nothing to wear!

17. Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop!

18. I like online shopping and putting everything I want in my cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

19. Nothing a little shopping can't fix.

20. Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect, please.

1. Online Shopping: Because it's frowned upon to be in a store with no bra, sweatpants and a glass of wine.

2. I like online shopping and putting everything I want in my cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

3. Shopping at the dollar store: Making you feel rich and poor all at the same time.

4. Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. You're looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.

5. For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.
 
6. Shopping improves your self-esteem and opens your mind to other choices and points of view.

7. Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isnt it??

8. How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?

9. Dear Bra companies, If I'm shopping for a 34D do you really think I need Extreme Plunge Max Lift padding?! Sincerely, Just looking.

10. Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.

11. Go shopping. There is nothing that makes a woman feel better about herself than buying a new wardrobe.

12. Can you bleed for a whole week and survive?Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?Can you carry 10 shopping bags?Boys are strongerthan girls?

13. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

14. That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet.

15. Dear fridge, I'll be back soon. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry.

16. You haven't felt pain unless you've gotten a shopping cart's wheel hit at the back of your heal.

17. If a girl is shopping sheís trendy, if the boy is shopping heís wasting money.

18. I know itís only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left till Christmas..

19. Shopping at the dollar store: Making you feel rich and poor all at the same time.

20. Money doesnít bring happiness, but shopping does.

21. If a girl is shopping she's trendy, if boy is shopping he's wasting money.

22. I love doing last minute Christmas shopping!

23. I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. -Tommy Cooper

24. Go shopping. There is nothing that makes a woman feel better about herself than buying a new wardrobe.

25. "I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again..." - Said by no girl ever.

26. How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?

27. Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isnt it??

28. For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.

29. Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. You're looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.

30. Shopping improves your self-esteem and opens your mind to other choices and points of view.

31. Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.

32. Can you bleed for a whole week and survive?Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?Can you carry 10 shopping bags?Boys are strongerthan girls?PLZ!

33. Online dating is like shopping for a car online... show me the carfax!! I wanna see the history!

34. Going shopping with money and nothing to find; Going shopping without money.

35. Iím shopping around for something to do that no one will like. -Jerry Garcia

36. Iíll be out shopping, and all it takes is for one person to recognise me and it can get scary. -Bonnie Wright

37. Win or lose, we go shopping after the election. -Imelda Marcos

38. I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. -Tommy Cooper

39. The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. -Marcelene Cox

40. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

41. When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Itís a whole different way of thinking. -Elayne Boosler

42. That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when youíre shopping, and when youíre almost near the cashier, theyíre not even back yet.

43. Go shopping. There is nothing that makes a woman feel better about herself than buying a new wardrobe.

44. How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?

45. For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.

46. Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. Youíre looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.

47. Shopping improves your self-esteem and opens your mind to other choices and points of view.

48. Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isnít it?

49. Itís a good thing the gas station is open todayÖÖ I still have time to do my Christmas shopping.

50. If a girl is shopping sheís trendy, if boy is shopping heís wasting money.

51. Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.

52. Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.

53. Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. Youíre looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.

54. Online dating is like shopping for a car onlineÖ show me the carfax!! I wanna see the history!

55. Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time.
 
56. ìI have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping againÖî ñ Said by no girl ever.

57. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

58. Go shopping. There is nothing that makes a woman feel better about herself than buying a new wardrob

59. No good feeling comes close to shopping online in your Jammies with a glass of juice with the kids asleep.

60. For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.

61. When you see it online and you canít stop thinking about itÖ Order it and have it delivered to you. Donít overthink it, just do it!

62. Dear good Lord, I have a very simple request tonight, please donít let my hubby be home when all my online orders arrive.

63. Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.

64. It feels so good and scintillating when you have an online order on the way.

65. Everything becomes so boring when you donít have an online order to look forward to.

66. When I am asked: ìwhere did all your money go?î My response always is ìI am wearing it.î

67. I love the weather today, I am staying in bed shopping and no one gets hurt.

68. My all-time favorite emails are the ones that tell me my order has been shipped.

69. When you buy from a store online an actual person does a little happy dance

70. The funny thing about shopping online is that it does give you a sense of fulfillment when your order arrives.

71. Life isnít perfect but shopping online by the weekend and getting your order by Monday can be.

72. Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

73. Keep calm, shop online and when your order arrives your joy shall be full.
 
74. Staying on the front line in the shopping mall sucks but shopping online helps.

75. ìMen go shopping just as men go out fishing or hunting, to see how large a fish may be caught with the smallest hook.î -Henry Ward Beecher

76. ìI love vintage shopping, I think itís really fun. And I love the feeling of finding the most amazing piece for less.î -Emma Roberts

77. ìI hate last-minute shopping, itís always unsuccessful.î -Cat Deeley

78. ìWhen women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Itís a whole different way of thinking.î -Elayne Boosler

79. ìRecreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke.î -Victoria Moran

80. ìShopping is a woman thing. Itís a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.î -Erma Bombeck

81. ìI rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.î -Rita Rudner

82. ìI could lie and pretend that I hunt and camp, but that wouldnít be me. Clothes? Shopping? Thatís stuff I like! -Ryan Seacrest

83. ìWomen usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.î -Mignon McLaughlin

84. ìThe odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.î -Erma Bombeck

85. ìAlways be polite to possible murderers: that was the twenty-four-hour-shopping philosophy.î -Kate Griffin

86. ìI will go out of my way to avoid the shopping crowds and the extreme consumerism ñ I hate all that.î -Annie Lennox

87. ìIt saddened me that sometimes shopping was far more perilous than dealing with zombies and vampires.î -Anton Strout

88.  ìA consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.î -Harold Coffin

89. ìI love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix.î -Rebecca Bloom

90. ìBad shopping habits die hard.î -Tori Spelling

91. ìShopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.î -Rebecca Hall

92.  ìThe secret idea she was forming of an afterlife gave her the foothold she needed to endure the agonies to come, a newfound courage and optimism which found instant expression through shopping.î -Lucy Ellmann

93.  ìStyle Strategy is about shopping smart, staying chic and making it all last. Itís about showing women how to shop for value without compromising style.î -Nina Garcia

94. ìI make a fair amount of my food choices for environmental-type reasons than nutrition or taste. Iím trying to minimize impact, which is something most people donít necessarily think about when theyíre shopping.î -Alex Honnold

95. We were both very much the same. We were both very impulsive. We both loved life. We both loved shopping. We both had a love of clothes, obviously, because he was the designer that I kind of wore forever and ever.î -Elton John

96. ìI do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats, and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy.î -Ben Stein

97. ìOn the one hand, shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it; itís instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years.î -Judith Krantz

98. ìGroceries became a revelation: the people coming out with bundles of food. Itís all like a great ceremony, and the whole drudgery of shopping has become my inspiration.î -Corita Kent

99. ìSometimes, wearing a scarf and a polo coat and no makeup and with a certain attitude of walking, I go shopping or just look at people living. But then, you know, there will be a few teenagers who are kind of sharp, and theyíll say, ëHey, just a minute. You know who I think that is?í And theyíll start tailing me. And I donít mind.î -Marilyn Monroe

100. ìShopping for groceries for most people is like a chore. Itís like doing the laundry or taking out the garbage. And we strive to make shopping engaging, fun and interactive.î -John Mackey

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